"Mommy, can you set the timer for one minute?"
"Well, sure, dear. What for?"
"I asked God for a Creature Power Suit with Creature Power Discs, and I told him that one minute from now in the mailbox would be a good time."
"I have no idea what you just said."
"Creature POWER Suits, Mommy, like from Wild Kratts."
"I . . . don't . . . these are . . . can you just explain a little . . ."
"MOM. I asked GOD . . . for some CREATURE. . . POWER. . . SUITS. . . like in the P . . . B. . . S . . . SHOW. Where they rescue animals with their CREATURE P - O - W - E - R - S."
"Ohhhhhhh. Well. I . . . um . . . Okay. Well, let me know what happens when the minute is up."
[three minutes later]
"So, Theo, anything in the mailbox?"
"No, just mail. But I told God that while you were making lunch was an okay time, too. So maybe it'll come later."
"Okay. So, what are you going to do if God doesn't give you this Creature . . . thing?"
"Mom. It says in the Bible that God will give you whatever you ask for."
"Yes, it does. But it also says that you should ask according to what God wants, not just what you want. You have to ask in the right way, with the right heart, not just tell God to give you stuff."
"I said please. I was very polite."
"Oh. Well, uh, carry on, then. Let me know what happens."
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